Thursday, October 29, 2009

Quranic Verses appearing on child's body....

SubhanAllah!

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Nawaz Shariff's Asserts......

I couldn't imagine a national leader who does not have the courage to declare what belongs to him but still considered to be a savior in cruicial time.I still remember his word when he was exiled from Pakistan back in 1999 on his request stating I cannot stay behind bars.

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Identifying Pakistani.....................


WHY PAKISTANIS ARE EASY TO IDENTIFY...

1. Everything you eat is savoured in garlic, onion and tomatoes.

2. You try and reuse gift wrappers, gift boxes, and of course aluminium foil.

3. You are always standing next to the two largest size suitcases at the Airport.

4. You arrive one or two hours late to a party - and think it's normal.

5. You peel the stamps off letters that the Postal Service missed to stamp.

6. You recycle Wedding Gifts, Birthday Gifts and Anniversary Gifts.

7. You name your children in rhythms (example, Shameem, Naeem, Ajmal, Akmal etc.)

8. All your children have pet names, which sound nowhere close to their real names.

9. You take snacks anywhere it says 'No Food Allowed'

10. You talk for an hour at the front door when leaving some one's house.

11. You load up the family car with as many people as possible.

12.You use plastic to cover anything new in your house whether it's the remote control, VCR, or new couch.

13. Your parents tell you not to care what your friends think, but they won't let you do certain things because of what the other 'Uncles and Aunties' will think.

14. You buy and display crockery, which is never used. as it is meant for a special occasion that never happens.

15. You use vinyl table cloth on your kitchen table.

16. You use grocery bags to hold the garbage.

17. You keep leftover food in your fridge in as many numbers of bowls as possible.

18. Your kitchen shelf is full of jars, varieties of bowls and plastic utensils (got free with purchase of other stuff)

19. You carry a stash of your own food whenever you travel (and travel means any car ride longer than 15 minutes).

20. You own a rice cooker or a pressure cooker or both.

21. You fight over who pays the dinner bill.

22. You live with your parents and you are 40 years old. (And they prefer it that way).

23. You don't use measuring cups when cooking.

24. You never learned how to stand in a queue.

25. You can only travel if there are 5 persons at least to see you off or receive you whether you are travelling by bus, train or plane.

26. You only make long distance calls after 11pm

27. Your conversation is laced with constant references to God even while talking about the most mundane and insignificant matters.
 
28. You call an older person you never met before Uncle or Auntie.

29. When your parents meet a stranger and talk for a few minutes, you discover another distant cousin.

30. You have bed sheets on your sofas so as to keep them from getting dirty.

31. Its embarrassing if you're  invited  to a wedding with less than 600 people.

32. You have mastered the art of bargaining in shopping.

33. You don't engage in dialogue. You don't pay the slightest attention to what the other person is saying. You impatiently wait for them to stop speaking so you can blurt out your piece.

34. You have strong opinions on everything under the sun. But when it comes to decision making, you allow issues to reach a crisis point and panic set in before you decide to act.

35. If you have really enjoyed reading this mail - forward it to as many Pakistanis as possible.

THE AUTHOR IS PROUD TO BE A PAKISTANI AND SO I

Thanks for sharing it with me.

Friday, October 9, 2009

Wayla Baba - Extremely Funny Punjabi Poem

A superb Punjabi Poem about the life of a 70 year old man. How he does everything at home but still he is considered to be useless person. Really a treat for punjabi lovers!